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The United States of America on college education

  • Student:

    I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.

  • USA:

    YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.

  • Student:

    I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.

  • USA:

    HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.

  • Student:

    I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.

  • USA:

    YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.

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